1. Your irritating teachers and your uptight principal aren't the worst people you'll meet.

2. Not coming in the top 5 ranks in your school doesn't matter!

3. No, that special person in your class isn't your soulmate for life!

 5. Don't feel bad about being different! In the future, that's what will help you stand apart!

 7. Join the gym when you're 16 or 17 so it doesn't seem so daunting in your late twenties!

8. SAVE MONEY!

 10. Don't stay pissed at your parents! They are the only ones who'll be truly there for you!

11. Don't wait forever to chase your dreams! Go after them!